Yes the scariest children’s character is the witch in Hansel & Gretel. In the original fairytale the witch, who eats children, represents acute post-natal depression, and the gingerbread house represents cravings during pregnancy. Hansel is the male generative force, sperm - the son of the wood chopper, or penis. Gretel is the egg, the forest is pubic hair, the warts on the witch’s face are an STD, Cinderella is a whore, the gingerbread man is gay, the beanstalk is a giant cock, Little Red Riding Hood is the clitoris and Goldilocks f**ks animals. Any questions?
—OMFG Jimmy Carr LOL.
